I'm panicking that Ireland might get more points...
*ukraine appear on screen*
Graham Norton: Sideshow Bob!
watsonsstripeyjumper: We only gave ireland 1 point THAT WAS FOR THE TIME WHERE YOU DIDN’T GIVE US TWELVE POINTS
dunwall: connorkawaii: “take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points” at least the alcohol is free
eric: if anyone needs to pee, i'll help you to the bathroom
graham norton: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
WHO IS MAKING ABBA SOUND ALL DIFFERENT?
the-eleventh-blog: and this is where graham norton get’s really sarcastic
atomlc: and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
mishasteaparty: mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill: kahterinepierce: but if greece wins who pays for eurovision next year????? germany
blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: blowmeblaine: the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right the two most important things in every girl’s life the boobs and the laptop
freakvevo: *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
nathsora: At the start of eurovision, Europe are like a big family but when the voting starts it’s like the motherfucking hunger games
i think ireland will win, but krum will get the...
PLOT TWIST: John Hurt is going to bring the entire Merlin cast with him and we get the ultimate crossover
knights-of-gallifrey: opera dubstep sung by a man in a leather one piece and naked people coming out of red fabric in the background yup I’m watching eurovision
ghoulishsmee: The Giant has gone to battle Thor backstage
colferseverett: oh Mark Gatiss has finally joined s for this year’s commentary that’s what i’ve been waiting for
Doctor who followed by Eurovision?
BEST FUCKING SATURDAY EVER!!!!
potential-and-difference: Azerbaijan, taking “I’m in a glass cage of emotion” to a literal level.
cosette-courgette: diedholdinghands: xenoprincess: to everyone dissing Bonnie just remember there have been darker times shh we don’t talk about that we never talk about that
applesorceress: mishasteaparty: Greece r u drunk well, alcohol is free
vicivefallen: A WOMAN JUST GOT DELIVERED TO THE STAGE BY A 7 FOOT GIANT NAMED IGOR
the-eleventh-blog: it’s like jackie tyler began a singing career
dorkyarthur: dorkyarthur: time for the uk to shine nevermind
delightfulrascal: Azerbaijan: “what should we do to get noticed?” … “Put a hot guy on a glass box and have his evil twin upside down dancing underneath his crotch”
capitolsecrets: thor of eurovision has arrived
witchpop: why do u only have 1 wing
Wouldn't it be awkward if UK one with THAT song?
officialbioware: fuckyourfreckles: officialbioware: femshep: wtf is eurovision when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons i thought it was the hunger games with talent what talent
suarezalex: on behalf of the uk i apologise for bonnie tyler
suitsandstopwatches: theonceandfutureblog: and you wonder why we don’t win im 98% sure she’s wasted
ROMANIA, WHAT'S WRONG?!?!!!?
Tonight, my blog turns Eurovision.es
gerardwhy: graham norton makes me die omfg he just sounds so unimpressed all the time he is literally me
marycockins: rita skeeter flew all the way to sweden for this
kuuzuryuu: if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger
wolfbuttz: half of me is like hhnnnnnggggg doctor whoooooo and the other half of me is like woooOOO000Ooooo eurovisionnn party down europe style
nathturbate: if love doesn’t kill us the choreography will
queenttargaryen: it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
sircliffrichard: *beats chest with fist* me european me proud